mychemicalpikey:

deductionsoftheheart:

remlupins:

proseposeur:

remlupins:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

EVERY FUCKING TIME

lousypunk:

vapelord4000:

transkafka:

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

who is ronald regean

bofa deez nuts

broromini:

didyousaymaraudersormurder:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW DRACO MALFOY IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MEME YOU CANT TELL ME HOGWARTS STUDENTS DIDNT SAY “my father will hear about this” OR “potter” ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED I JUST WONT ALLOW IT

I’m picturing instead of “thanks Obama” everyone just mutters “POTTER” every time something small goes wrong. Everyone loses their shit when Harry one day spills ink of himself and mutters “POTTER”

unflatteringcatselfies:

This is Stanley. He tries his best.

brojingles:

brojingles:

brojingles:

brodingles:

I really love this image because it looks like Souda’s about to do something drastic and Komaeda is holding him back by the jumper like “No”

“Souda. Control Yourself”

I would like to draw your attention to the tip of a screwdriver in Souda’s left hand.

Nothing he’s about to do can be good

Unrelated

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

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All Designs Available As Clothing, Phone Cases, Stickers, And Posters

Pay Homage And Display Your Allegiants Now

Use Code TIMEFORGIFTS For 20% Off And Buy Horrible Wasteful Items For Your Loved Ones

Last Day To Buy For Your Curse To Arrive In Time For The Holiday

srpelo:

sn0wbro:

arcadecutie:

• You get close to read The Attractions Sign
  

mortysmithh:

lamaspucke:

queer-tonks:

ariaallright:

moxperidot:

ajanigoldmane:

actuallykanayamaryam:

actuallyroselalonde:

mnrva:

I’m getting “You need to go to jail, hempo” on a t-shirt asap

NO!!!!!!!! Blunts are for bad men.

You’re dumb if you do “dank.”

“I’m calling the coast guard” is my new go to response when im uncomfortable with someone

“id rather not be a cannibal” theyre offering you weed not a severed limb martha

@queer-tonks tag urself I’m ganja is for goons

I’m ‘What do I look like? A failure?’

Get a job, you hippie wastoid

GET OFF MY CASE WEED STONER

kissland:

beautifulporkcutletbowl:

goat-child:

queerlove:

straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp*
😳 guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. 😩🖖 i have the best Gay senses. 🤔 i have the power ✊ to see 🕵🏻 right through the Gay’s thick 👥 external straight™ layers and into their ⭐️gay⭐️ soul. 👁 i am one with the gay community. 🙌👬 I can feel their kind in my bones🙏 …. A gay psychic🔮…. If u will…… 👀

After a gay guy says another “masculine” guy is gay.
Straight girl: You are just hoping. 😒Trust me, my Gaydar®™ is amazing💅 I visited NYC/San Francisco once 👬👬 You just wish he was gay because you want him 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨if he were gay 🌈 I would ✨know✨besides, one time, we met eyes 🌜🌛 and let me tell you, 💁 he wants me 😘

Stereotyping straights are we?

Yeah bc they won’t stop murdering us so we unwind from the stress with some light humour