walkerfucker:

if i was a cryptid i’d just be a guy in a multiple-floor office building who gets on the elevator with everyone else, but i’d never get off on any floors. people would only see me enter, never leave. occasionally i will ask abstract and paradoxical questions that makes people question reality. when they try to describe the “weird guy in the elevator this morning” they can’t seem to remember what I look like. my face is blurry on all the security footage.

prettiest-girl-in-the-morgue:

“now be a good girl and give me a smile”

rando-armstrong:

yourfavegoestopride:

Mothman is a gay trans man.

(Submitted by @bjllypilgrim)

@s-ouda

thenonbinaryspacegem:

‘He sits on rocks and lures fishermen to their doom.’- A Mermaid!Morty aesthetic 

geologay:

gryptids (gay cryptids)

drawdroid:

crypid doodles

sweetgoblinfruit:

👽 Cryptid/Alien Hunting MLM for anon 👽